cyberxbattalion:

(via 12-am)

marzipanandminutiae:

aromanticduck:

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021 and I love that about it

(via guiltybystanders)

jmfenner91:

Inktober Day 28: Sparkle

modelsof-color:

Nyajuok Kueth by Carla Coste for Narcisse Magazine Issue 13

stagbeetleboy:

This would kill so many of the starwars characters.

(via guiltybystanders)

homoidiotic:

Tracy Chapman

(via l0st-d0gs)

buddwyer:

retroactivebakeries:

buddwyer:

it’s so funny when it affects you long-term

lmao it’s irrevocable

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

propertyofjameswilson:

my pretty babygirl!!!!!!!

tryworks:

what they dont tell you about growing up as a very lonely little girl is that you grow up and still a part of you remains that very lonely little girl

(via l0st-d0gs)

foone:

chibikuroneko13:

we-are-ninja:

carnival-phantasm:

carnival-phantasm:

In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter

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@theoutcastrogue

cant believe you didnt include the full sentence

People always focus on the “lockpicking” part of his name and ignore that the lockpicking lawyer is, indeed, a lawyer, and can tell you exactly which crimes you committed in getting this lock to him

(via vampireghostlawyer)

btw. does anyone want to burst into tears with me

(via pantsaremandatory)

mintytrifecta:

mintytrifecta:

mintytrifecta:

Every once in a while I remember Donald duck helped discover/predict methylene

Yeah no I do mean the writers the writers of Donald duck predicted methylene before it was discovered like two decades later

(via guiltybystanders)

oddlittlestories:

visenyaism:

i just feel like “what if the trauma we go through is usually not noble but purposeless and terrible and the things we develop to keep us alive often change us for the worse” is one of the most important realizations you can come to in terms of like. empathizing with your fellow man and yet whenever that theme shows up in fiction so many people are immediately like its either PERFECT VICTIM OR IRREDEEMABLY EVIL. open the door and walk out of the dichotomy

Tags from @jimmywilsonschutzpah

This! So much this!